Jimmy Kimmel Live twisted Ted Cruzs Senate warning of space pirates into the achievement billboard for a goofy sci-fi/adventure film. The cut from Wednesdays episode utilized the Senators explanation from a recent subcommittee on aviation and space, in which he proclaimed, Pirates threaten the open seas, and the same is reachable in space.
Just like you think Ted Cruz cant get any weirder, he goes and becomes a Scientologist on us, Kimmel jabbed in his intro. He next clip to a cut from an actual Seventies TV movie called Space Force, starring Fred Willard but in the moving picture of rampant ahead of its time reboots, the play-act went a step further, recruiting the actor for the non-existent sequel, Space Force 2: antagonism of the spread Pirates.
The announcement opens with Willard as the captain of a heavens fleet deep in the Milky Way, patrolling the galaxy for threats to America. The crew receives an incoming statement from Cruz, who warns them nearly the looming pirate threat. Grand Admiral Cruz, that sounds a bit ridiculous, Willard says, previously a activity of said pirates assault their ship in search of moon doubloons.
Newsday says, This film is a treasurethat should have stayed buried,' we learn. Buzz Aldrin calls it off-putting. And Senator Ted Cruz proclaimed, It would appear you have taken my words out of context.
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